Halloween Laughs

Ha-Ha-Ha-Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween from all of us at Dr. Shahriary’s office! This October 31st we’re here to help you practice your best witch’s cackle and have a little laugh!

Q: What dinosaur has the healthiest teeth and gums?
A: A Flosso-raptor

Q: What did the vampire say after his dental appointment?
A: Fangs very much!

Q: What did the ghost say when he found out he had cavities?
A: Boo Hoo

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath

Q: What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A: Ultra-Bite

Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear

Q: What does the tooth fairy give sharks when they lose teeth?
A: Sand dollars

Q: What do dentists use to fix a dragon’s teeth?
A: Fire drills

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: What do mice use to floss their teeth?
A: String cheese

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist!